50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
(Source: ratche-t, via tobaccoes)
i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying
(Source: 1vm, via sexpectinq)
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
(Source: shwagerr, via metalhearted)
is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)
(Source: humqn, via bl-ossomed)
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
(Source: cayde, via bl-ossomed)
im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream
(Source: fruitpacks, via bl-ossomed)